ASCII Art Collection - Page 304

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Several hours later:

                             .---------------------.
                            | Ahah, this knackered  |
                            | old shack must be     |
       ___  ____ ...

                         ####                 
      ###               /_ __\     .----------------------------. 
     #####              |'/ '| ___| Hey, is that a dead flatfish |
     #.\.#         ...

                  .-------------------------. 
      ###        | Oh dear, I seem to have a |
     #####       | rather damp patch around  |
     #.\.# ______| my twat. I wonder what    |
     # - #  ...

   .-----------------------.               ### 
  | This woman's pants look |             #####
  | quite comfortable.      |             #'\'# 
   '-------------------.---'              # - #
       ...

      .----------------------------.
     | Ahah, I have an idea, I will |      .======.
     | conceal myself in someone's  |     :        \/{
     | pants, then slip out once    |____ 8- - - -   {
 ...

At the airport:

                    .---------------------------------.     _____
                   | Oh bugger, how will I escape now? |   /  .  |
                    '--.--------------------------...

Inside the plane:

               .----------------.
    ~_~_~     | Oh no, we're all |    .------------------------------. 
   ~/O O\~ ___| going to die!    |   | This would never have happened |
  (...

  .---------------.                                                     
 | Here you go...  |                                                    
  '---------------'               .----------.        ...

                  .------------------------------------.                 
    .======.     | Hmmm...this calls for evasive action.|               
 }\/        : ___| I'll have to.....hijack the plane!...

Later: 

                                       .======.
                                      :        \/{
                                      8- - - -   {
Captain's voice                       :  ...

            .~~~~~.               .---------------------------------.
           /_______\             |  What the blazes is that? My      |
          ( \ )           _| ass appears to be talkin' to m...

            .~~~~~.            .----------------------------------.      
           /       \          | Ah, that's better. Hmmm... maybe   |    
          ( \ )        _| I shudda wiped my ass after...

                      .--------------------------. 
      .-+-------+-.   |  Oh no, someone's coming  | 
      | |       | |   | back, I think it's..      |
      | |_______| |   | ..the big fat yank....

               .-+-------+-.                                         
               | |       | |                                         
               | |_______| |         .----------------------...

But soon:                                                            
                                    .---------------------------------.
                                   | Oh, I don't feel so w...

                             .--------------------------.            
                            |  Bwahaha! I've cunningly   |           
        _____________       | hidden myself in this copy |  ...

        |\______________                                             
         \_____.-.______)                                            
}  {}  {} {} {/  /                                          ...

       .-----------------------.         .======.                    
      |  Oh GOD. I never knew   |       :        :/{                 
      | it would be so cryptic. |______ |8- - - -  {        ...

  .----------------------------------.                               
 | Hmmm, I've inserted the CD, let's  |                              
 | see what it says...                |                     ...

                       .----------------------------------------.    
                      | Hello everyone! It's me again, flatfish, |   
        .======.      | and today I'm going to be installing...

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