flatfish

flatfish

   .-----------------------.               ### 
  | This woman's pants look |             #####
  | quite comfortable.      |             #'\'# 
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                          .===.           ||  ||
                         } - - :          ()__|)
                          '==='           /|  |_\___
                                         (_| ||     |
                                         | | ||     |
                                         |_|_||_____|
                                           |__\\ 

And so:
           |
            \  __/
        ____/____\___   
       /     .     . \       .---------------.
      /       '.    '.\     | In we slide...  |
     /  /       .     .\     '---------------' 
    /  /|       :     : \    /
   /  / |   _ _._    .\  |  /
  |  /  |    \ /  '''| | | /
  | |   |   / a \  _______/
  | |   |  {  a  }   | | |
  |_|   |  {  a  }   | |_|
 (___)  |__{__a__}___|(___)
  |  | .'============|_____\__________    
  |  |:              |                |    
  |  |:              |                |    
  |__|'              |                |    
 /    \'.        |   |                |    
|      ||        |   |                |    
|      ||        |   |________________|    
 \____/ |        |   |

Source: https://ascii.co.uk/art/flatfish

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