flatfish

flatfish

    .--------------------.
   | Right, that's it,    |                   .--------------.
   | I'm going to fucking |                  | Awww...bugger. |
   | kill yer!            |                   '--------------' 
    '--------------------'                        /
                     |                           /
                     |                  ___     /
            ##  ##   |                 |   |
           #######   |             =============
            ##  __|  |             | |(o>|o>)| |
            (    o> /              D D| (   |D D
            |.'.--|                   |===.'|
            /\.'.'|                  __\.'./__    
           |  __ \                  /||     ||\  \   .-------------.
           | |  \ \                /_||_____||_\  \ | Alright then, |
           | |   \ |__ __         // |       | \\  \| I'll open the |
           |  \   \|__'__}       ::  |      _| //   | friggin' door |
           |   \   '  '  }       ||  |_____|X|//     '-------------'
           |    \_____.__}       ||  |     |()/   
           |       |             ()  |   . |_|    
           |_______|                 | .' '. |
            |   ) )                  | |   | |
            |   | |                  | |   | |
            |   | |                  | |   | |
            |---|-|                  | |   | |
            |   |_|__              __|_| __| |
            |______)_)            (____|(____|

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