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/ | What did you | .---------------------------------.
/ | fucking call | | I called you a fucking bitch. |
/ | me? | | Now go and open the fucking door. |
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| Why don't you get | |
| off your fat arse | .--------------------------------.
| and open it? You | | Absolute bollocks. I got up |
| haven't been off | | last Tuesday to turn the telly |
| that fucking chair | | over. Now answer the fucking |
| in three weeks. | | door you fucking whore. |
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Source: https://ascii.co.uk/art/flatfish
