flatfish

flatfish

Inside:

                   .--------.
             ______|________|______               .---------------------.
            (______________________)             |  Aww strewth! Who the |
             | |  (< O>/ \< O>) | |              | fuck could that be?   |
             D D   |  (___)  |  D D     _________| SHEILA! GO AND SEE    |
        ___________|'.'.'.'.'|______________     | WHO'S AT THE FUCKING  |
      .'           |'.=====.'|              '.   |  DOOR!                |
      |            '..'.'.'..'               |    '---------------------'
      |     ________/'-----'\________        |
      |    /|  |                 |  |\       |
       '._/ |  |         .----.  |  | \____.'
      .' /  |  |         |~~~~|  |  |  \    '.
      | /   |  '.        |XXXX|_.'  \   \    |
      |/   /|    '._____.------ \____\   \   |
      /   / |           :---              :  |
     /   /  |           :---    _________.'  |
    :   :   |           '-----''    |        |
    :   '.  |            |XXXX|     |        |
     '.   '.|            '----'     |        |
      |'.   '.                      |        |
      |__'.   '.                    |  ______| 
     .'    '.___'.__________________|.'  ___  '.
   .'      /  *scratch*             \    \++\   '.   
 .'       /                          \    \++\    '.
'        /       *scratch*            \    \++\     '.
        /            _____             \              '.
.....  /            /     \             \   ............:.
     '/            /       \             \.'              '.
     /            /         \             \                :
                                                           :

Source: https://ascii.co.uk/art/flatfish

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                            | Ahah, this knackered  |
                            | old shack must be     |
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