flatfish

flatfish

            .~~~~~.            .----------------------------------.      
           /       \          | Ah, that's better. Hmmm... maybe   |    
          ( \ )        _| I shudda wiped my ass after being  |   
        .--|   _\  |--. ____/ | on the john for so long.           |  
        |  ( )---( )  |        '----------------------------------'  
      __|___\_____/___|__                                           
    .'   | |       | |   '.                                        
   /     | |       | |     \                                      
  |      | |_______| |      |                                    
  |    \/             \/    |                                   
  |    /               \    |         .------------------------------.  
  (   /                 \   )        | Oh god, the smell! Please, get |
 /   :                   :   \       | up!!! Your arse is killing me! |
/   :                     :   \       '------------------------------' 
___ :                     : ___\         /                            
   \:                     :/    \       /                            
___//:                   :\\____/  ____/                            
__|/:                     :\|___|                                     
   |     .           .     |                                         
   |      '.........'      |                                         
   |       |       |       |                                         

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