flatfish

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      .-+-------+-.   |  Oh no, someone's coming  | 
      | |       | |   | back, I think it's..      |
      | |_______| |   | ..the big fat yank...     |
      :-----------:   | ...Aaron Kulkis!          |  .~~~~~. 
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   / /|           |\ \       |          /     _______\_____/______
  /_/ /           \ \_\      |         /    .'    | |       | |   '.
 /_/ /|           |\ \_\     |        /    /      | |       | |     \
|__|/ |___________| \|__|   /        /    |       | |_______| |      |
     /   _______   \       /        /     |     \/             \/    |
    / }''_ _ _ _''8 \  ___/        /      |     /               \    |
   / }'.._______..'  \            /       |    /                 \   |
  (___________________)  .-------+----.   |   :                   :  |
  |                   | | Oooh, my     \   \ :                     :_|
  |___________________| | ass sure does \   \:                     :  \
                        | sting after    \   :                     :__/
               |        | havin' that     \   :                   :  
               |        | great big shite. :   \_________________/   
               |        | Maybe I should   |                         
                \       | have a sit down. |                         
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               | No, don't!  |                                       
               | Please!     |                                       
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