flatfish

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      |  Oh GOD. I never knew   |       :        :/{                 
      | it would be so cryptic. |______ |8- - - -  {                 
      | Where are the icons     |       :        :\{                 
      | and pictures? What an   |        '======'                    
      | abortion Linux is!      |                                    
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                        | There's only one solution   |              
          .======.      | to this. I'll have to visit |              
       }\:        :     | my old friend Terry Porter. |              
       }  - - - -8| ____| I bet he can sort this mess |              
       }/:        :     | out!                        |              
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So, the next day:                                                    
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                   | Ah, here I am at last, at            |          
                   | the airport. Unfortuanetly, I've     |          
                   | spent so much money on Linux distros |          
                   | to install, I've no money left for   |          
                   | a ticket. I'll have to smuggle       |
                   | myself on-board in true Flatfish     |
                   | fashion.                             |
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