flatfish

flatfish

                  .------------------------------------.                 
    .======.     | Hmmm...this calls for evasive action.|               
 }\/        : ___| I'll have to.....hijack the plane!   |              
 }   - - - -8     '------------------------------------'                
 }/\        :                                                           
    '======'                                                            
                     .--------------------------------.                 
                    | Hey Kulkis, do you have any guns |              
    .~~~~~.         | on you?                          |                
   /       \         '------------------------------.-'    .=====-.     
  ( \ )       .-----------------------------.  \    :        \/{  
   |   _\  |       | Why of course. I always carry |  \__ 8- - - -   {
   ( )---( ) ______| a full arsenal of weapons. It |      :        /\{  
____\_____/_____   | would be unconstitutional and |       '======'     
 | |      | |   '. | un-American not to.           |                    
 | |      | |     \ '-----------------------------'                     
 | |______| |      |                                                    

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                            | old shack must be     |
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