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      are so many women deserving of affection,
      yet there is only one of me...

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                             ... If, however
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        overwhelmed with obligations, then I
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                          ... that I fear
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    at this time. What with my wife, kids,
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   to tell you this, but I am afraid that with
   all my other responsibilities...

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                ...I admit to being
  taken in somewhat, by the previous
  "Glamour Photo" that you sent me, but
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