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                          ... that I fear
    I will unable to take on another mistress
    at this time. What with my wife, kids,
    and three other full-time mistresses, who
    are all deserving of my attention...
                      \__/            \__/
                  (\  (oo)            (oo)
                   \\//~~\\       /  //~~\\
  "Yes, his poor, / \/\__// "Can you \\__//
    deserving         ||||   believe  ||||
    mistresses."      |||| this guy?" ||||
                     (_)(_)          (_)(_)

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