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                ...I admit to being
  taken in somewhat, by the previous
  "Glamour Photo" that you sent me, but
  I assure you that I was NOT shocked
  a bit when I saw the snapshot of your-
  self that you sent me yesterday...

               \__/      \__/
               (__)      (__)
            / //()\\    //()\\  \
  "Oh, he was \\__//    \\__//"He had a near
   not a bit   ||||      |||| stroke, was all!"
    shocked."  ||||      ||||
              (_)(_)    (_)(_)

                                ... I
   have never been one to be taken in
   by mere, physical beauty, but rather,
   I look deep into a "person's" soul...

                       \__/ /) \__/
                       (__)//  (oo)
    "Oh, what lies! / //() /  //~~\\ \
     He looks about   \\__/   \\__//"True... I do
     as deep into a    ||||    ||||  hope we are
     female's soul     ||||    ||||  not apprehended
     as her cleavage  (_)(_)  (_)(_) at this, however."
      will allow."

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