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From: Ville Jouppi 

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A meatball.. :-)

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              Rats!      _     |
               Steps.  .' `.   |
          +o     '     |   |   |
          /\_  .o      |-  |   |
         |\  `(< __;   |   |   |   ...

                    .----.
                    |    | MOOK! MOOK!
                    | __ |/
                 .  |[ 8]|  )
                 `(.(o==o).)
                    "    "
                    ...

1. There's a man who used to be a speedy jockey
   when he was young.

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         ==-(  >`-/ \
          ,< \  / >
         ---'--- `---'-MK/ejm

With Fata Turchina... (blue fairy??)
        .
        |\
       /| \
      / |  \
    .'. |   \
    '.|_(()))))
       ((((/.(
       ,))) _/
      ((((_(
       )/  \\
        \__/-)               ...

     .     .               . :
     !          _______ +_______
     |         /  _____)/  ___  \  +
- --(+)--- -  /  /_____/  /___)  \    :     ,------.
     T       (______   )   _______)     .   | ...

            ,-------------.     __
           ( Easy ?? You ? ) ,-(  `-------.
            `--------y----/-( Cheap girls? )------.
                    (  _ ( Yeah right... leave 'em `---.  
          ...

        {Conversational Dust in the wind]
                      _
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          Y (((   __,-==`-.    
          /_)))) _[//\   |\\________
            )\(/[_____|__\________
...

                                     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  _
                                   ( hmmm, and Im seeing)
                                  (some potential in   )
     Dear, I know I suggested...

______________________________________________________
            |\\         |....../ \......|
  .///\\    Hey, does this green  \     |
  c'-@\@   stuff clash with denim? \    |
  |\ ~o~    |   \\ ...

                    French Touch??? Never heard of that.
                   The only significant thing the French
                  ever gave to the world is the French Kiss.
                         ...

                                           |           /
                                           |          /
  .-------.            _.---I have to..   /|         /
 /    |    \          /      I'm...

                                           |           /
                                           |     Why do you
  .-------.            _.----._           /|     keep going
 /    |    \          /...

10 minutes later...                        |           /
                                           |    ?     /
  .-------.            _.----._           /| ?   ?   /
 /    |    \          /        \...

5 minutes later...                         |           /
                                           |          /
  .-------.            _.----._           /| ?       /
 /    |    \          /        \...

                                           |           /
                                           |          /
  .-------.            _.----._           /|   gluk  /
 / ?  |    \     Now get the   \...

      ______               _          _   _
     (_) |               |(_|   |_/  | | | |
         | __,   ,_    __|  |   | o  | | | |  _
       _ |/  |  /  |  /  |  |   | |  |/  |/  |/
      (_/ \_/|_...

   mom in a bar (on a stool)
    _____________________
   |         |_________
   |        [___________
   |          |   |   |
   |    @@   /_\ /_\ /_\
   |   @()@
   |   _/\_
   | <&,)(V)-,_ _______...

later that same night:

             ,~,
            ))))Y
           (((,/_____________
           /( [_____________
          (  \  |  [_]   [_]
          /__/  |   |     |
         (|(/   |   |    ...

         ,~,
         )))Y
        ((((,\________________
        \)/( [_____________
        (   \  |  [_]   [_]
         )___\ |   |     |
         (| (\ |   |     |
  ejm    q`_ q`_  _|_   _|_

              ___                 ___
        _____/___\_____        __|___|__
        """"("-_-")""""         ( o_o )      ~
          /\_)=o~/              _\~-~/_   _ _~
         / /\\\///\      ~ ...

      .======================================.
      | ___ ___ ___               _   _   _  |
      | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| |
      | _|_ _|_ _|_  ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| |
      '=====...

              How many b'ger do you need
              to change a lightbulb?
                            \
        Get lost Ralf.       \
            \                 \
                 `,
         ...

See `classic_art' for ascii pictures based on famous paintings!

Picture by Allen Mullen (view white on black)

Guernica by Pablo Picasso

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