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             Stories For Free Children:  "Will it Be Okay"
                        By Crescent Dragonwagon
                ...

                      THE LION AND THE MOSQUITO

   Once upon a time . . . a tiny mosquito started to buzz round a
lion he met.  "Go away!" grumbled the sleepy lion, smacking his own
cheek in an attem...

Hi to every little one reading!

:) This is the 3rd *illustrated* story antispoiler for little ones!

Only some little stories to make the little ones laugh at the funny
images and at the animals and ...

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   S O N G   O F   T H E   S N A I L S   G O I N G   T O   F U N E R A L S

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                  THE MOUSE KING:   QUEST FOR A WEDDING
                                ,,,
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         (                He cannot bite,
              8             he'll never bark or growl,
    8      )              Just scratch him on his tails,
         (      8           he'll find it plea...

 He doesn't have a place
   to put a collar,
 And I'll admit it's rather          __,,__
   hard to lead him,               .'      `.
 And he cannot hear you call      /  )----(  \
 For he has no ear...

      {\______________/}  Would you like to buy a dog
       (              )     with a tail at either end?
       /||~~~~~~~~~~||\   He is quite the strangest dog
 jgs  |_\\_        _//_|    there i...

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(            (                   (      ...

                 "Oh shit!" said Rabbit.
                                                 |\ /\
                 "I forgot all about the         | ||||
                  poor fucker."                 ...

      _
     | \         _
   |x|  |-----__/ )
  ()___ ___)_____/

            "ARRRRGGGGG...."

      _
     | \         _
   |x|  |-----__/ )
  ()___ ___)_____/

         ()_         "Not much time left..."
        ( (o__
         |   7
         | _/
         \ /
         | |
         |^\
         | |_  _
         |\__)/ )
         \_____/

        ()_          "I'm gonna kill that sonofabitch."
       ( (o___
        |    |
        | __/
         \ /
         | \
         |^ \
         |  |_  _
         |\___)/ )
         \______/

        _
       ( )_          "Fuckin' Rabbit."
      (  (o___
       |     |
       |  __/
        \  /
         | \
         |^ \
         |  |_  _
         |\___)/ )
         \______/

        _             "I gotta sit down." gasped Pooh.
       ( )_
      (  (o____
       |      |
       |   __/
        \  /
        |  \
        | ^ \
        ||  |_  _
        | \___)/ )
         ...

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        | ^ \
        ||  |__
        | \____)
         \  /
          | /_
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         _
       _( )_         "I'm getting weak!" said Pooh.
      (   (o____
       |       |     "Where the fuck is Rabbit?!?!"
       |    __/
        \   /
        |   \
        |  ^ \
        |...

         _
       _( )_
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       |       |
       |    __/
        \   /
        /   \
       |   ^ \
       |  |  |__
       |   \____)
        \    /
         \  /_
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 ...

         _
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        \   /
        /   \
       |   ^ \
       |  |  |\__
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        \    /
         \  /_
         |  ( _)...

         _
      __( )_
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     |         |
      |     (__/
        \    /
        /    \
       |   ^  \
       |  |  |_\__
       |   \______)
        \     /
         \   /_
        ...

         _
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        \     /
        /     \
       |   ^   \
       |  |  |__\_
       |   \______)
        \      /
         \    /...

         _
      __( )_                 "What I wouldn't give for
     (      (o____            a ham sandwich." said Pooh.
      |          |
      |      (__/
        \     /
        /     \
       ...