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  That can't be possible.          nnng..
 You can't be the biggest           ,
 fan of opposites like  `        ,,,
   subjectivism and      OO      oo'       ..~
     objectivism.       .||.    .||....

             "Fan Boy"..?                    Yeah. A fan of everything.
                        `       ,,,          ,  You name it, he's the
                         OO     '..        ..~     biggest...

         Look. Who the heck        I'm...
          are you, anyway!?         ,               That's Fan Boy!
                        `        ,,,                  ,
                         OO      ....

    Look, do you believe            Don't change
      in Santa or not?!             , the subject!
                      `~..        OO
                       ->>-       -\\.
                 jg____ ...

 You have to accept the              My point is that one should strive
 fact that English isn't             , towards formality and away from
  a formal language!  `~..         OO    this inconsisten...

         It's "skeptic".             Oh, so I suppose a person who
                      `              ,  believes there's one god would
                       ~--         OO    be a "the" and not a ...

         You do realise            "All I know is that I know nothing."
       that Santa doesn't            ,  I'm a skepticist, remember?
        exist, right? `~..         OO
                      ...

                    Really?         Maybe.
                          `         ,
                          ~..     OO
                          .>>.   .||.
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                Hold on.            I believe a certain amount
              "Skepticist"?         ,  of skepticism is healthy.
                         `~..     OO
                          .>>.   ((...

       '   /            .       `          '                \
  `       /__________________________________________________\   `
           |           `      |    Can you        Maybe.    |'
     `  ...

             You're just making this
              stuff up as you go along,      IT'S THE
                         _ aren't you?    SCIENTIFIC METHOD!
                        |_|   ` __         ,
   ...

 MEANWHILE, AT A BUS STOP...        |
                                    |      Hey! You're that guy who
    _                               |     _ trashed our computers!
   |_|     __              ...

           Sorry. See why I
             have no friends?            ..these are not the
                         ` ___                ,  droids we're
                          ()..)             xx   ...

    I have no friends 'cause         Aww... -I- can
     I've a hammer for a head.     be your friend.
                ` ___                 ,
                 ()..)              OO
               ___...

                                     Hey, what's
                  ___ *sniff*         ,  the matter?
                 ()..)              OO
               ___((___            .||.
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            What does -that-                  .
               thing do?       Dunno. ____  - o -
                      `          ,  _((__))  _|____
                       ~..     OO  |  \\ (_)|[__]|...

The Adventures of Nerd Boy is an ongoing ASCII comic by Joaquim G�ndara.
The following episodes are only a small selection. Please visit the
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And Veronica Karlsson's  'Llizard in the Morning' :

(Now that's what I call a diddle! ;)

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                    "Meriday in the Morning"
           Copyright 1992, 1993, 1994 by Mike Jittlov
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