ASCII Art Collection - Page 140

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and if that didn't get them to stop....

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and on a hot day she could take your top off and get the truckers to stop.

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 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [+] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [+] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 0
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some i...

 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [+] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [+] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post...

 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [+] Loser
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [+] Idiot
  [ ] Me too er               [+] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [+] Nerd
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] ...

                         Lara Croft

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                        /   '~'   ) \
                       / _(__  (__   \_
                      / /(/  )) ) (\ \ \
        ...

27 December

Leftover party
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                                             .'     `.
                                .-.-.--.    /         \
        ...

26 December

Snowmobile

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                       /\`'`'|_
                      ...

 25 December

Big Dinner

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         (  I heard you! Don't feed  )
          \  the cat at the table!  /  ,;;;;;,
           `---------------------. | ,;;;;;;;;;,
 ...

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        (  Mommy, where's Kitty?  )                       .---._
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   .---. /'                      ...

23 December

Wrapping presents

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                                           ...

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8 December

Winter clothes
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6 December

Baking bread

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           |   \...

5 December

Reindeer

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4 December

Skate

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           / ...

1 December

Snow

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...

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     /  _ \/ ___\/   _\/ \/ \  /  _ \/  _ \/ \ |\/  __// \  /|/__ __\
     | / \||    \|  /  | || |  | / \|| | \|| | //|  \  | |\ |...

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     /  _ \/ ___\/   _\/ \/ \  /  _ \/  _ \/ \ |\/  __// \  /|/__ __\
     | / \||    \|  /  | || |  | / \|| | \|| | //|  \  | |\ |...

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     /  _ \/ ___\/   _\/ \/ \  /  _ \/  _ \/ \ |\/  __// \  /|/__ __\
     | / \||    \|  /  | || |  | / \|| | \|| | //|  \  | |\ |...