transporter

3. Take 2 metres of coaxial cable

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   and attach the secondary induction terminals of the transport
   circuit to a pair of Pattern buffers.

   I haven't worked out how to multiplex the buffers so you'll have
   to operate these in synchronization when you adjust the frequency
   for the doppler effect or else the subject could get "transporter
   psychosis".

   If you can't locate genuine pattern buffers take two condenser
   microphones and tape them between two pairs of frisbees.
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4. Fit the components to the inside of a Telephone box

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