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1. Construct a Heisenberg Compensator.

   a) Locate a domestic microwave oven.
        .---------------.
        |.-----------.  |
        ||           |()|
        ||           |oo|
        |'-----------'  |
         """""""""""""""
   b) Removing the outer casing from the and pull out the magentron.

        .---------------.
        |.-----------.  |
        ||           |()|
        ||           |oo|   (Don't skip this step or you won't be
        ||___________|__|   able to derive the precise vector and
               .'.'         positional data of particles at a
             .'.'           subatomic level).
            _:_:____
           [XXXXXXXX]
            """"""""
        |---------------|
         """""""""""""""
      Leave the wires attached to the magnetron.

2.    Glue it to the primary induction terminals on the No.7 Transporter
      circuit (Tandy / Radio Shack) taking care not to reverse the polarity .
                     _____________
                    |##TT####ooo##|
                    |##++#-#I=##-#|
                    |##=#HH<>#=#I.|
                    |#############|
                     """""""""""""

                 (Use Metal-Glue)
                  ___________
                 ||          \___
                 ||           |__|
                 ||__________/

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