joke

joke

   We're here on the airport, where a group of people
   have just arrived after being stranded on an island
   for more than a year.
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  Tell me, how did you pass time while you
      were waiting to be rescued?
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 Well, it _did_ get kinda boring, so we started telling 
 jokes. Unfortunately none of us knew that many jokes,
 so the same jokes got told time after time.
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 So, to save time, we numbered the jokes. Whenever someone
 wanted to tell a joke, he just said a number.
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       23!
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   HEH HEH !
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      275!
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   HEH HEH HEH HEH
   HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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    Sniff.. \   / What was so special with the 
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 I hadn't heard it before...
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Guess you could see that punchline coming a mile away...

Source: https://ascii.co.uk/art/joke

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