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                         BAG `N' GAG

              Our daily take-out lunch special
                 - Anything Dead in Bread -

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       YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG.....WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!

      Slab of Lab....................................2.95
      Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
      Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
      Shar-pei Filet.................................5.95
      Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
      Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
      Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
      German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
      Round of Hound.................................4.25

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