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        Oh...my old man's a dustman.
        He wears a dustman's hat.
        He wears gorblimey trousers
        And he lives in a Council flat.
        He looks a proper nana in his great big hobnail boots
        And everytime he pulls 'em up...he calls 'em daisy roots.

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