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If you are easily shocked or offended, I suggest you not read this one.
This is two guys in a urinal, having a "Conversation".  It just might not
be for everyone, so here is your chance to back out.
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        /     \              /~~~~~\
       /       \            /       \
      (\_______/)          [|_______|]
       ~|_____|~           _\_______/_
       /       \          /           \
      /         \        /  BUDWIESER  \
     /  |     |  \      /  |   ___   |  \
     \  |     |  /      \  |  |   |  |  /
      \ |     | /\       \ |  |BUD|  | /
      |\|     |/||        \/  |___|  \/
      |||_____||||        /___________\
      ||\_   _/|||         \  _   _  /|
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
jro   |||__|__||||         ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
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/  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
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         _____
        /     \             _/~~~~~~|
       /       \           (_o\__   |
      (\_______/)           /_  ]\__|
       ~|_____|~           _\_______|_
       /       \          /           \
      /         \        /  BUDWIESER  \
     /  |     |  \      /  |   ___   |  \
     \  |     |  /      \  |  |   |  |  /
      \ |     | /\       \ |  |BUD|  | /
      |\|     |/||        \/  |___|  \/
      |||_____||||        /___________\
      ||\_   _/|||         \  _   _  /|
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
jro   |||__|__||||         ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
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/  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
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          "Man!...I wouldn't want you thinkin'
           I was queer, but I gotta say it:
           You've got the biggest dick I've
           ever seen, guy.  I never even heard
           of one that big."
         _____         \
        /     \         \    /~~~~~\
       /       \            /       \
      (\_______/)          [|_______|]
       ~|_____|~           _\_______/_
       /       \          /           \
      /         \        /  BUDWIESER  \
     /  |     |  \      /  |   ___   |  \
     \  |     |  /      \  |  |   |  |  /
      \ |     | /\       \ |  |BUD|  | /
      |\|     |/||        \/  |___|  \/
      |||_____||||        /___________\
      ||\_   _/|||         \  _   _  /|
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
jro   |||__|__||||         ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
/  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
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              "Thanks."
                 /
         _____  /
        /     \              /~~~~~\
       /       \            /       \
      (\_______/)          [|_______|]
       ~|_____|~           _\_______/_
       /       \          /           \
      /         \        /  BUDWIESER  \
     /  |     |  \      /  |   ___   |  \
     \  |     |  /      \  |  |   |  |  /
      \ |     | /\       \ |  |BUD|  | /
      |\|     |/||        \/  |___|  \/
      |||_____||||        /___________\
      ||\_   _/|||         \  _   _  /|
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
jro   |||__|__||||         ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
/  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
**************************************************
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               "Uhh... Just how big does that
                 thing get when it's hard?"
                       \
         _____          \
        /     \             _/~~~~~~|
       /       \           (_o\__   |
      (\_______/)           /_  ]\__|
       ~|_____|~           _\_______|_
       /       \          /           \
      /         \        /  BUDWIESER  \
     /  |     |  \      /  |   ___   |  \
     \  |     |  /      \  |  |   |  |  /
      \ |     | /\       \ |  |BUD|  | /
      |\|     |/||        \/  |___|  \/
      |||_____||||        /___________\
      ||\_   _/|||         \  _   _  /|
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
jro   |||__|__||||         ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
/  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
***********************************************
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           "I wouldn't know."
                 /
         _____  /                     "?"
        /     \              /~~~~~\  /
       /       \            /       \
      (\_______/)          [|_______|]
       ~|_____|~           _\_______/_
       /       \          /           \
      /         \        /  BUDWIESER  \
     /  |     |  \      /  |   ___   |  \
     \  |     |  /      \  |  |   |  |  /
      \ |     | /\       \ |  |BUD|  | /
      |\|     |/||        \/  |___|  \/
      |||_____||||        /___________\
      ||\_   _/|||         \  _   _  /|
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
jro   |||__|__||||         ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
/  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
***********************************************
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                "Just what do you mean
                  by that?!!"
         _____          \
        /     \          \   /~~~~~\
       /       \            /       \
      (\_______/)          [|_______|]
       ~|_____|~           _\_______/_
       /       \          /           \
      /         \        /  BUDWIESER  \
     /  |     |  \      /  |   ___   |  \
     \  |     |  /      \  |  |   |  |  /
      \ |     | /\       \ |  |BUD|  | /
      |\|     |/||        \/  |___|  \/
      |||_____||||        /___________\
      ||\_   _/|||         \  _   _  /|
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
jro   |||__|__||||         ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
/  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
***********************************************
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    "Well, every time I start to
      get an errection, I pass
         out, cold."
                 /
         _____  /           ` '    '
        /     \            `_/~~~~~~| `
       /       \           (_X\__   |
      (\_______/)           /_  ]\__|
       ~|_____|~           _\_______|_
       /       \          /           \
      /         \        /  BUDWIESER  \
     /  |     |  \      /  |   ___   |  \
     \  |     |  /      \  |  |   |  |  /
      \ |     | /\       \ |  |BUD|  | /
      |\|     |/||        \/  |___|  \/
      |||_____||||        /___________\
      ||\_   _/|||         \  _   _  /|
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
      |||  |  ||||         ||   |   |||
jro   |||__|__||||         ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
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/  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /

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BTW : JRO is Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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