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   "You mean "idiot"?... Oh,
    nevermind... Hey, he's
    a nice kid. Isn't his dad
    some kind of a minister?"
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"I am through with baseball,
 Tommy! We could'a won this
 game, if it wasn't for that
    ijiot Jerry kid!"
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#1 is the YMCA dance (y'know, to the chorus Y-M-C-A):

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       \O/  \O/  /O/   \O/
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       / \  / \  / \   / \
      ^   ^^   ^^   ^ ^   ^
Rob Partin...

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          ,.,.,|.,.,.
       jgs^`^`^`^`^`^