plutonium ASCII Art
1. .--------. Visit your local junk yard and get a lead box or if you
|========| can't find one, use an old coffee can.
| |
| ------ | Obtain 107kg of weapons grade Plutonium. This is readily
| Coffee | available from the Russian Mafia.
| ------ | Wash your hands after handling and don't allow children
| | or pets to eat it). Store the Plutonium in the can.
|________|
2. ______
____|[____]|____
| |
| |
| | You'll need a metal enclosure to house the device.
| | Any common variety of sheet metal can be bent to the
| | desired shape as can a metal briefcase but DO NOT use
| | aluminium foil.
| |
| |
|________________|
3.
.-:##:-.
/ |##| \ Arrange the Plutonium in two hemisphere held 3cm apart by
| |##| | rubber cement.
\ |##| /
`-:##:-'
4.
_.-""""-._
.' `.
/ .-:##:-. \ Pack the outside of the Plutonium with a thick layer of
| / |##| \ | gelignite. If you can't get gelignite you can used TNT
| | |##| | | packed in Playdo or any modeling clay. It is acceptable
| \ |##| / | to use coloured clay but there's no need for anything
\ `-:##:-' / fancy.
`._ _.'
`-....-'
5.
______
____|[____]|____
| _.-""""-._ |
| .' `. |
|/ .-:##:-. \|
| / |##| \ | Fix the structure to the inside of the metal case using
| | |##| | | strong glue such as SupaGlue or similar. This must be a
| \ |##| / | firm bond to prevent accidental detonation resulting from
|\ `-:##:-' /| vibration or mishandling.
| `._ _.' |
|____`-....-'____|
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