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              /      |      \    "Boy, are you ever
             /               \  a genius, Harry! Only
            /        |        \ a total IDIOT like YOU,
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          /   ____   |           the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
         /   /  __)         ___ at THREE IN THE MORNING!"
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               /           \    "It's probably a HUNDRED
              /      |      \    MILES to a gas station!
             /               \   This wind is RUINING MY
            /        |        \   HAIR! Why I married a
           /                     FOOL like YOU, I'll NEVER
          /   ____   |           KNOW! My parents TOLD ME
         /   /  __)         ___   you were no good!..."
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           |_  _|    | /_____\.| !!!EEEEKKKK!!!
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