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         RECIPE FOR A HIPPOPOTAMUS SANDWICH
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                         -by Shel Silverstein

        A hippo sandwich is easy to make.
        All you do is simply take
        One slice of bread             _.---.)
        One slice of cake,   (^--^)_.-"      `,
        Some mayonnaise,     ) ee (            |
        One onion ring,     (_.__._)          /
        One hippopotamus,    `----',        ,'
        One piece of string,   jgs  )_|--')_|
        A dash of pepper--          ""'   ""'
        That ought to do it,
        And now comes the problem...
             Biting into it!

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