----------------------------- Warning to train passengers ----------------------------- " Don't use the W.C. whilst the train is standing in the Station. If you've got to go, then you've got to go Before you reach your destination. You'll be fined 5 quid if you lift the lid And be put upon probation. So don't use the W.C. whilst the train is standing in the Station ! "
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