hair

hair

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>
>I had to do it upsidedown because I'm too lazy to turn your barette
>around. Does that make it any clearer?

Yes :D
But doesn't that feel a bit uneven?

>No, you can adjust the hat and/or barette. There is no rule that says a
>barette has to be at right angles to the hair.

What about the rule that says that it is uncomfortable when something is
uneven...

>:^D  Is this an aesthetic or a physical judgement?

Very physical! (I can't see the back of my neck but I can *feel* it and
I
go crazy if something feels uneven...)

>:^D  It can be adjusted so that it all fits. Did I say that you do not
>put your hair through the loop of the hat? Only the barette is used to
>hold the hat to the hair.

hmmmm....????

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>No need to take all that extra time to gather hair together to put
>through hole in hat. You can just jam the hat on your head and fasten
>the barette to some of the hair on the back of your head.

[snip]

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