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     20 December 2001

     Christmas stress management equipment

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                             +------------------------------------+
                             | To create clone: jump into box and |
                             | count to seven.                    |
                             |                                    |
                             | To get rid of clone: put it into   |
                             | box and count to seven.            |
                             |                                    |
                             | To create extra money: put credit  |
                             | card into box and count to seven.  |
                             |                                    |
                             | This machine does not create ideas |
                             | for presents.                      |
                             +------------------------------------+

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